Amplituhedron? GREAT name for a prog-rock album! And the cover art's already right there waiting for you....

For those who don't bother to read the actual linked article, they're referring to well water, which is generally unregulated, as opposed to municipal water supplies, which have to meet EPA standards for arsenic.

I finally have a (legitimate) reason to post this!

Online voting you say? So I should submit all information as internet memes.

You'll need an extended lifespan to read the entire terms of service agreement.

I wasn't really prepared to turn in my internets today, but since this man has won them all, I will reluctantly comply.

The exploding head scene from Prometheus.

Maybe should add NSFW warning?

You know what would make it more scary?

Sometimes a gif just isn't adequate.

I enjoy the fact that you somehow think your screen name will make your position more credible.

At first I was like this:

Nope, he's holding an Erlenmeyer flask. That clearly makes it SCIENCE! It's even got coloured liquid in it. What more do you people want? Bubbles? Smoke?

Future e-mail from Amalaha:
"Dear beloved One in Jezus:
I'm writing to tell you the wonderful news of your soon to be receiving award from Nobel Prize and Microsoft, as seen on The Oprah Winfrey show". In consideration of this wonderfulness of the news by the hand of God, I know you will send me the sum of not less than…

Well, to be fair, it's about as reasonable and scientific as most of the other arguments against gay marriage.

I believe Doctors Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope disproved this theory in their thesis "Magnets: How Do They Work?"

It's my opinion that arguing for the existence of a god from first causes is hopeless. Let Carl Sagan explain why more eloquently than I:

I once wrote a poem about going to the toilet while I was sitting on the toilet. Beat that then fella.

"Prince? Who needs a prince?"

"So say we all."