I had to look up “touron”

That’s why I only said that I ‘kinda’ feel bad. LOL.

I kinda feel bad for the driver of the truck. I guarantee the people in the Porsche never a) warned the truck driver that driving in the mud was illegal despite just being told so and b) that the NPS had already arrived once and was coming back soon-ish. And if a + b are true, they obviously wouldn’t have told them…

“Everybody on earth knows that engaging in a high-speed police pursuit, of the cops-and-robbers variety you see in the movies, is a bad idea.”

That last quote: “If he had stopped, he’d be with us today.”

Because police can just as easily “chase” you with radios, surveillance and detective work that doesn’t endanger the general public.

The article just says that the wiper is big & floppy. That’s it. Not sure how you interpret that as being against Tesla.

Waiting for “the help” to apply a tad too much floor cleaner, and Joe Billionaire apply a tad too much throttle... for a slo-mo 4 wheel drift out the 50th floor.

Keeps them from flat-spotting. These things are more pop art sculpture than track cars anyway.

And realistically, this is do-able.

Success, they broke it!!

The number one reason people don’t buy Tesla is Elon. 
So I would say that not having a PR department is the biggest sales loss for them. 
Source:

It’s hard not to be pedantic in this study, because if we’re going to make this sort of silly argument we may as well be as accurate as we can.

Inappropriate pun. Does not sit well with the article’s final line:

I don’t think SSTs ever made sense, but they really don’t today.

The NewBalance/jorts crowd don’t mod their Vettes. 

Mine just got to 30K.

Erm, I don’t know about this. I’ve dusted out the bilge of my Dad’s boat before, and it sits in the water all season.

ACAB as always 

Same for me here in Houston