City Slickers

‘Fireworks’ is just Tampa PR code for swashbuckling, which as we all know is endemic amongst Wilson and his Buccaneer ilk.

[9:21 AM] Burneko: On another note, do you like Guacemole? You’re gonna wanna check out my new Guac recipe. I put watermelon in it, and a bay leaf. It’s outta sight my man.

[9:22AM] Kyle: Fucking go fuck yourself.

Donald Trump made a flip book, but it’s basically a summation of his trip around The Philippines.

Well there’s your problem. It’s hard to translate spanish when you speak Ojibwe.

First the superbowl, and now this? If only he were jewish, he could complete the passed over trifecta.

Greyed/Exetererered

When I was a child we were taught to treat air conditioning with respect. It was a tempermental beast with a mind of it’s own. We were taught to fear the air conditioner for you never knew what would set it off. We were prisoners in our own comfortable homes, careful to watch what we said, making sure to never make…

Your mom is Bjorn Borg?

The Croat team was initially supposed to sign a sneaker deal With Adidas’ Drazen Petrovic line, but that agreement crashed and burned.

At least he didn’t make his bat flip eat spicy Kim-chi.

His pregame habit of genuflecting should expedite St. Louis’ road to canonization, or whatever the NHL does.

First Abel, and now Tom Petty? This man is a Monster.

If someone dies during a hotdog eating contest, they’ll probably just notify Chris Christie’s next of kin.