Per my understanding of most professional sports but specificallly MLB, each team has a pretty extensive media staff, much of whom are dedicated to social media. How hard is it for one of these staffers, or even an intern to look at the roster, go through each player’s social media accounts and comb for nonsense like…

I hadn’t owned a dog since I was a kid, so when we adopted Chaplin I didn’t really know what “crate training” even meant. I guess I was successful enough, though, because he will always run into his crate to barf. I only have to wash the bedding and i never step in dog puke. Such a considerate barfer.

This is a genius idea. “Give me two 2-way adult tickets to France, and two 1-way child tickets to Zimbabwe”. : P

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Plot-holes.

The burgundy one with a bad cylinder with a tall blonde man screaming obscenities at it at every red light? I owe you a beer, thank you for your patience.

That was *your* Grand Am at every intersection in a snowstorm in Denver in 2003? My Subaru and I hate you. :)

@aherstein: Unless you happen to crash in the wilderness flying home from a spiritual retreat where you starved yourself for the prior 40 days... you'll be fine for a few weeks without food.