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Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

Because it always needs to be said - Boston sports fans are the fucking worst.

Consider this the latest reminder that SMU didn’t field a decent football team for a quarter of a century because some overly enthusiastic boosters gave some cash to a few players, but a program that systematically enabled the rape of children for decades is now a top-five ranked team. Burn Happy Valley to the ground…

Hush you. You should know that logic is not permitted here.

I’d really like to see the breakdown between automation and human effort in that productivity rocket. I’m willing to bet that timeline coincides nicely with increased automation rather than a dramatic uptick in human productivity.

This is a bad take

A grown man whining about a baseball player not giving him an autograph? This is the kinda putz that brings his glove to the game.

Okay, so one of two things happened here. Either Durant was feeling particularly feisty and wanted to tweet at a hater in the third person, or, as @harrisonmc15 theorizes, he was attempting to use a spoof account to defend his honor and forgot to log out of his main account before tweeting

If soccer moms, douche bros and floosies driving Macans and Cayennes helps pay for the r&d that gives us GT3s and a potential F1 program, I hope they sell a million.

It would be a financial catastrophe for Singer. Let me explain:

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

It’s amazing how much your luck will change if you avoid being in situations where you get charged with stabbing someone to death.

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Offensive Linemen are the smartest players in the NFL on average, and NFL players are the smartest athletes on average (because they have to finish—or at least get halfway through—College).

Stillman: Gen Z loves references. Remember I’m On A Boat?

Durnit, I miss the dadgum good ol’ days, when only what spoke ‘Murican English as they first language and what has good elocution and is articulimate could git a job announcing sports on muh teevee! Fellers like these:

He never stood up for Lou Holtz whose 2nd language is English.

At ESPN Deportes his job is to provide his journalistic services in Spanish. At ESPN, it’s to do it in English. He did that poorly last night.

If you’re buying at a tote the note, good decision making is probably not your forte.