Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The USPS sort mark is clearly visible. As for the stamp? All small mail items (letters, packages that are not thicker than 3/4″) are run through a postal machine that sprays used stamps and tracking labels with a luminescent dye of a different color than the stamps original coating to mark them as used. This is not…

What’s the point of LA car spotting if you’re not going hunting for the coolest second dumbest (hi donks!) car culture in LA?

I’ve never understood people who will go great lengths and inconvenience to save an insignificant amount of money on gas.

I’m a Christian but I always view televangelists as shysters. Just seems like everyone of them is a con artist. They never to speak to the spirit in me.

Worse than Waco, TX? Ho-lee fuck.

LOL “nobody watches the boobs and dragons show for fun! they watch it because it’s realistic!” Okay buddy.

Uhh, not sure if you’re familiar with the concept of justice here, but a person never needs to prove innocence.

So, because he’s a billionaire, he should just give every person whatever raise he/she asks for? That’s not a very good path to stay a billionaire.

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

Grown men who bring gloves to games are fucking dorks or psychopaths, or both. (I.e. Jim Harbaugh)

Altuve winning the MVP would be cool. The dude is like 5'3". Betts is great too. Judge was a fun story, but let’s be honest, there are huge holes in his swing that are unfixable. The league has figured him out. He’ll be hitting .240 soon. Not a criticism, but he’s the next Adam Dunn. Still, Altuve vs. Betts will be…

So all they did was move the guy to another section? Couldn’t they have come up with more of a final solution?

Doesn’t he know you’re supposed to delegate hiring prostitutes for players to people like graduate assistants?

Why would they want to put an inferior engine orientation in a 911?

If it’s any consolation, no team configuration probably works against the Warriors for the next 3-5 years, so I guess it’s best to look busy insofar as whether your deals make basketball sense or not (Morey’s experience was largely in Dungeons & Dragons and fantasy baseball growing up) is largely immaterial.

Anyone over the age of 12 that begs players for a baseball is an asshole...

Oof

I find the LMP1 cars profoundly boring - mostly because they are not even remotely connected to anything you can buy for the street.

Anyone who actually pays for this fight deserves to be shot out of a cannon into the Sun. This is MacGregor agreeing to get his ass kicked for many millions of dollars. That’s it. Other than everyone counting on selling a bajillion pay-per-views and getting fuckin PAID, there is zero reason this fight should happen.…