I think the point is that there is nothing that can come out, at least that can be verified from the record.

Former colleague of mine always said groin massages were the best way to get to know a guy.

Thank you for your courage.

Assessments of what is classy (your fan base) and classless (their fan base) are my #1. Very popular in college football.

My dad said, “never finance a depreciating asset.” Which is always good advice, but somewhat mitigated by the absurdly low interest rates of the last 15 years (a factor which has also led to the increasing price of cars, as cheap debt drives demand).

Zack, do us all a favor and have Josh Hamilton toss you one.

You could have just written, “You’re an adult.”

My wife says mine is bigger than all of my friends.

So sorry you went through that. My mom is 68 and in the middle innings. For me, the hardest part at this point is trying to remember how she used to be and preserving that memory. My only kid is 9 months old and he will only remember grandma as some muttering shell of person, if he has any memories at all.

Everything you believe about Texas is actually true about east Texas.

I would put pop-trunk neon up against the donk in the race for senseless loss of utility any day. Welcome to Screwston

My favorite are the cereal or candy themed. Por ejemplo:

Hill had no formal responsibility within the football program, the person said, but had been at Baylor for 15 years in a variety of roles and was unofficially very involved with the football program.

Rightttt... “amazing”

I daily drive a 991 and worship at the altar of Ferdinand but every time I see a Panamera I think of Ace and Gary.

Wow this edited version of the report is bad... All of them should be fired.

He is a real-life Karl Childers (Sling Blade)

From the greatness that is Thujone

Now we will never know why he only wears long sleeves. (Look it up - this is a thing. There is no evidence the man has ever worn short-sleeves.)

I bet the Patriots are the most popular American football team in Europe. I also bet the Cowboys are #2. Prestige lag is real.