This is a school that didn’t allow DANCING until 1996. http://www.nytimes.com/1996/04/19/us/…

Dale Hansen - long-time Dallas sports anchor whose supportive Michael Sam videtorial went viral - turned his attention to Art Briles last night

He is enjoying life after baseball

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I’m not sure receiving a generic missive “from” the President indicates that he’s signed off on your agenda. Pretty sure any sitting POTUS would see conference in (foreign country) + families in org name and “personally” send you:

Speaking of Eckersley and people who are not him, Kershaw has issued fewer walks in 70 IP than Rangers closer Shawn Tolleson has allowed home runs in 15 IP. So that is a thing.

I thought they gave you a choice of Mountain Dew or crab juice.

He had a hard childhood. How annoying would it be to have your parents always saying, “Why can’t you be more like Rougned?” Then have that little shit follow you to the bigs!

Always hire a ferry, never caulk or attempt to ford.

That’s because this isn’t calf roping.

Chanting U-S-A while a Venezuelan playing for Texas fights a Dominican playing for Toronto is the new apple pie.

I’m not a smart man but i know what love is.

The Rust Belt has always struck me as much more overtly racist than the South. Why is that? I’m sure there are myriad answers but, “there is no one within 100 miles who cares that i drive the Fuhrer’s Chevy” might be a decent answer. But driving the Swastivette through Birmingham, Memphis, Atlanta etc is probably not…

I tend to think of Bro as a more muscular creature and thought that was somewhat universal. What is not universal is what defines “frat” and its usage. Very different things in the North and South. In the South, a typical Bro is Not Frat (NF).

Why don’t you figure that out and get back to us.

That would be especially thought-out. I think most of them are: “REAL BAD, BUT FAST”

The Trump campaign doesn’t understand why that one Mexican was so mean to the other one.

amirite?

He’s clearly the authority on loyalty...

Is he really widely respected? This seems a little bit like, “you can’t fire me...i quit!”.