He’s a pretty big staple on the civic and sporting scene these days. Has to be in his mid 40's - his musical glory days were mid 90s with UGK (RIP Pimp C). Hell, now he teaches a class at Rice and hangs out with our 60yr old, white, lesbian, Mayor. Suffice it to say he’s mellowed. So i think you’re in the minority but…

Something about the phrase “smoking drugs” makes me think this person is actually the ghost of Ronald Reagan.

Urban knows you use Snapchat.

Woah... have you seen his instagram... someone is going scorched earth https://www.instagram.com/kingtunsil/

This isn’t exactly Laguna Seca - how much would it cost to build that track? Because Hennessey is in between East Nowhere and Bumblefuck so the land isn’t a problem.

i’m definitely not that good at video games.

Classless, amireich?

It all came back at once, watching the bleary video of them facing the Bulls on Boxing Day of 1995

Because you don’t know enough people from San Antonio, i assure you.

From pictures I thought it looked like a Z8 swallowing an SL. Then I saw it in person and learned i was right. And it was good.

He had to know this had no upside. As a Houstonian, I can tell you there were 3 kinds of people today:

I thought Bernie Sanders was a Model T guy?

Would you like any more caveats to make you feel better? “Right place at the right time”? If that is your force field you could minimize the achievements, financial or otherwise, of just about everyone in history.

Sounds like they understand exactly what is going on they just believed the ump called an infield fly.

The irony in all of this is that you know that asshole Ken Starr would be the first one screaming moral outrage / demanding an investigation if he wasn’t, you know, President of Baylor.

Here is the 2012.5 991 Club Coupe sporting “Brewster Green”...not to be confused with British Racing Green, or Porsche Racing Green...each of which are among the green options available through PTS in exchange for some currency and 1 pound of unicorn foreskin

Underrated line: “My CD player went all the way in!”

Nah they replaced it with this one

Facebook comments lead me to believe the above numbers would quadruple if you screened for improper use of “then” v. “than”. Facebook comments also indicate there is a certain minority group which seems to believe the common phrase for offering condolences is, “Sorry for your lost”...which i guess works in theory?