I went to a high school where I, a white student, was in a literal 1% minority; 97% of the school population was black, 2% was all other ethicities (and that’s rounding up). Needless to say, nearly all of my school friends were black. I was in the marching band. I was in several other clubs, and was in small-sized AP…

SWEET JESUS MAN I’M A FAT GUY MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT.

Oddly enough the only that really gets me is the one with him crawling out from underneath the bed. All kinds of childhood fears realized in that one. The one with him laying in the bed is a close, close second.

YES.

“But college commencements aren’t supposed to be political!”

The funny thing is that this is exactly the argument they’re using in support of all this nonsense.

Wasn’t Chuck E. Cheese actually a character at Showbiz? I seem to remember him being there at the Showbiz my family always took me to.

Offices? He has actual offices? Like, why? What does he do?

It’s hard to support the diverse movies when they’re not being made, though.

YES.

All of the other legitimate arguments for this screening and counter-arguments to those made against it aside, I understand that this really is a special screening. Like, it’s taking place outside of the Drafthouse’s regular schedule. So it’s not even as if men are being denied a chance to see this movie. There are…

Please tell me you casually threw a wine glass to the floor while you said that. Bonus points if it shattered

When I was in high school (also in NC), one of the current trends was for women to wear a spaghetti-strap tank top with a button-down shirt over it. This style was, by the letter of the dress code, within policy. That didn’t stop the administration from declaring it a violation. Apparently, simply covering up wasn’t…

How is this legal? Can a judge just revoke probation just because?

I totally get the shipping of Finn and Poe, but I can’t be the only one who sensed a hate f*ck waiting to happen between Kylo Ren and General Hux.

You would be shocked at the level of physical abuse that has to take place before you’re even a blip on CPS’ radar. In North Carolina, it’s even on the books that you can hit your kids as long as it doesn’t cause any physical harm/scarring/disfigurement past a “temporary reddening of the skin.”

I am ashamed to admit that my initial response to reading this was to think, “Huh, makes sense.”

I’m not a flat-earther, chiefly because I’m a rational human being, so this is by no measure an expert response, but I think that it’s not so much that they believe the Earth is flat so much as they believe the Earth is a rectangle or a disc instead of a sphere-like shape. They don’t seem to have a problem with hills…

The only thing holding them back is that they seem more temperamental than other flavors. If even the slightest bit undercooked, you don’t get that gooey s’mores texture and flavor; slightly over cooked, the crust is charred and the fillings are dangerously hot to the point that it’s only when they’re congealed is it…

The best Pop-Tart flavors (not including limited/seasonal flavors):