You do know that there are overweight—even obese—vegetarians, right? Lots of high-fat, high-calorie food is vegetarian. Most junk food is vegetarian. Beans are high in carbs, including sugar. Salad dresses, sauces, cheese, and butter are almost always vegetarian.

If you walk there and back, you could justify eating like, five of the pork belly sandwiches.

I’ve had the pork belly/brisket/turkey sandwich, and I would not recommend it and don’t blame you for not eating it. The other meats distract from the melt-in-your-mouth deliciousness of the pork belly.

It’s not the method, it’s the exaggeration. They would say “a million” and mean it, like they wanted to deal you 1 million damage just because they can.

D’oh. I completely overlooked where it gave the creature haste.

Wouldn’t this be even more OP than Splinter Twin though? With Splinter Twin, even if the enchanted creature had haste, you still had to tap it to create the copy, then tap the copy to create another copy, and so on. All the copies would be exiled at the next end step, so it’s not like you could just wait around for…

YES.

I honestly can say I don’t blame you.

Well...

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I just had a nightmare vision of being on a plane and having a severe panic attack and needing to get off the plane and they’re all like, “Sorry sir; we’ve departed.”

Really? Boarding the plane and shutting the door counts as a departure? That’s terrifying. Like, I’m actually scared to fly now.

This is why I just can’t seem to love collectible card games, digital or otherwise, as much as I want to. It always seems to reach a point where the stars align around a few competitive decks and then everybody rushes to make those decks, all but guaranteeing that anyone who doesn’t want to or can’t spend the $200+…

I am so, so, very sorry this happened to you.

I...100% believe this.

I am in NO WAY rushing to the defense of Christian fundamentalism; I’m only analyzing their through process.

See, I don’t think that they believe that the kind of magic and mysticism found in fantasy books and video games is actually real. Like, I don’t think they think their kids will learn how to fling fireballs,…

That would have really made his head explode, as obviously the gay actor could ONLY play the evil character. Because, you know, gay is evil or something.

My college girlfriend spent Thanksgiving with me and my family one year. Her dad was coming to pick her up on Friday evening so she could spend the weekend with her family.

I had been teaching her how to play Magic: The Gathering, and we were playing a few games while she waited for her dad. It was about thirty minutes…

Depending on their age and location, it’s entirely possible I dated one of your cousins in college. That sounds exactly like what her parents would have made them do.

The Turbo Touch 360! Man, I wanted one so bad when I was a kid. Kinda glad to hear they sucked.