Thanks. I hadn’t had a good hate read in about, oh, twenty-seven minutes.

Yeah, here’s the thing: Trump is only going to have a sensible opinion until there’s some blowback from it. He’s going to change his song and dance as soon as his advisor tells him it will cost him votes.

Ladies and gentlemen, the best song from the greatest soundtrack ever.

Was the fatherhood of the child required to be verified? Like, did candidates have to submit to a blood test and all that, and it was only once the identity of the father was confirmed and his consent given that the child could be put up for adoption?

I get that he’s trying to make a sports analogy and it came out horribly, terribly wrong. That doesn’t excuse him from recognizing that if he read it as written (because he was reading a speech somebody else had written off a teleprompter) it would come out horribly, terribly wrong.

I don’t know why I’m laughing at that terrifying image.

Start with the short story collections, published here in the US as The Witcher and The Sword of Destiny. Then, move on to the series of novels starting with Blood of Elves. If you just want to hit the high notes, then the stories “A Question of Price” and “The Last Wish” are the ones that most heavily influence the…

The main problem that people I know have read the books have with the show is characterization. For example, my wife stopped watching because she simply didn’t find any of the characters interesting anymore. She’s also read all the books; I don’t think this is a coincidence.

Yes, especially when it comes to the dynamic between her, Geralt, and Ciri.

Yes. They do refer to events and characters that happen in the books, however. For the most part, you wouldn’t get the references if you haven’t already read at least some of the books.

When you take out your loaded gun and wave it around in a roomful of children, then any shooting that results is intentional.

Not necessarily saying I get this vibe from your article, but the vibe I *do* generally get from book fans is anger at the show runners for outpacing the books.

I doubled my graphics power for $400, no deal with the devil necessary.

I’ve long held that non-academic fraternities should not be allowed to be associated with schools in any way. Do away with the lot of them, unless they attach (at the very least) a GPA requirement of at least 3.0. Current members would be grandfathered in, but no Greek organization would be allowed to accept new…

I didn’t find this funny, because this is exactly how these people think. They really think that they are oppressed, and that the Liberal Fascist Communist Marxist Atheist Gay Agenda pulls the strings in our economic, legal, and political systems all to one end—the complete destruction of Christianity and a new age of…

I worked for an employer once who loved to pull the “be thankful you have a job” line. It was often used a threat. They would remind how bad the economy was and how hard it was to find a job right before reaming us about some bullshit customer service complaint that was completely unfounded (at this place of…

I don’t think that’s goofy at all. I think that’s exactly what this is.

An unsolicited groin rub doesn’t count as sexual misconduct, no. It counts as SEXUAL ASSAULT.

Sweet hell, I’ve seen this video many times before but only until now did I realize how close he was to them.

Look, y’all are asking the people of North Carolina to be reasonable, logical, progressive, and non-judgmental. Take it from somebody born, raised, living in, and probably will die in the state: you are literally asking for the impossible.