I doubled my graphics power for $400, no deal with the devil necessary.

I’ve long held that non-academic fraternities should not be allowed to be associated with schools in any way. Do away with the lot of them, unless they attach (at the very least) a GPA requirement of at least 3.0. Current members would be grandfathered in, but no Greek organization would be allowed to accept new…

I didn’t find this funny, because this is exactly how these people think. They really think that they are oppressed, and that the Liberal Fascist Communist Marxist Atheist Gay Agenda pulls the strings in our economic, legal, and political systems all to one end—the complete destruction of Christianity and a new age of…

I worked for an employer once who loved to pull the “be thankful you have a job” line. It was often used a threat. They would remind how bad the economy was and how hard it was to find a job right before reaming us about some bullshit customer service complaint that was completely unfounded (at this place of…

I don’t think that’s goofy at all. I think that’s exactly what this is.

An unsolicited groin rub doesn’t count as sexual misconduct, no. It counts as SEXUAL ASSAULT.

Sweet hell, I’ve seen this video many times before but only until now did I realize how close he was to them.

Look, y’all are asking the people of North Carolina to be reasonable, logical, progressive, and non-judgmental. Take it from somebody born, raised, living in, and probably will die in the state: you are literally asking for the impossible.

“I get to feel good about feeling bad for another human being.”

Once, I had a certain amount of respect for this sentiment. On the surface, it gave the impression that the person was willing to—despite the commission of what they understood to be a sin—treat an outsider with respect and dignity. “I don’t agree with what you do, but I’m still going to welcome you and show you the…

Yes.

The policy extends to all staff, regardless of official designation.

Instructional support staff.

Where I work, we’re allowed to use physical restraint to prevent a fight or for self-defense, but only in the form a bear-hug.

By inserting myself in their exchange, both physically (by moving between the students) and verbally (with a firm command for them to cease and desist). Before doing so, I would contact an administrator or ask another teacher to, at least, and report the incident to them. Should the students persist even with my…

I broke up a fight between two students before. I approached the closest student from behind and physically restrained him, pinning his arms to his side, and backed up against a wall to pull him away from the other student (just to be clear: I made contact with the wall, not the student). When the other student was a…

Pimento cheese and bacon on potato bread. It’s best if you layer the bacon between pimento cheese spread on two slices of bread. Then, grill it in a buttered skillet until golden brown on both sides.

The name “Siegebreaker” sounds suspiciously like something associated with white supremacy.

The fact that it bars transgender people from using the bathroom of their choice is just the tip of this flaming hell of an iceberg. The bill prohibits anyone over the age of seven from using the bathroom of the opposite “biological sex.”

On-again, off-again, who knows-again, red fish, blue fish, one fish, two fish...