CAN WE STOP CASTING SUCH A WIDE NET WHEN DEFINING MILLENIALS?

...whoa.

I know. It is amazing what that bit of extra fabric costs.

All I’m saying is he managed to find a shirt 2 sizes too small. So, he obviously knows where to find smaller clothes.

That was awesome! Thanks for writing that.

Well, I’m not a Big & Tall clothing model, if that answers your question.

Perhaps you should shop where this guy buys his clothes.

All I was getting at was that they probably would have given a more vague and non-committal answer had they been expecting the question, but yeah, equally possible that what you said is 100% the truth.

So “gaming-themed apparel” is is basically clothing for people who never get up and walk around?

Unless you like plaid. Seriously. Go into any Big & Tall section. Literally ANY of them.

I don’t understand the whole 4XL and 5XL thing.

My best friend and I participated in Extra Life last year. We ended up raising $300 for Duke’s Children’s Hospital. We were very proud of ourselves, and we’re doing it again next year. We set up at my house so we could keep each other company. We started at 9:00 AM and went straight through to the next day.

I have seen a precious few give-aways that included womens’ sizes, mostly at conventions and professional conferences. Of course, we won’t even talk about how widely the sizes for womens’ clothing vary, so I can only imagine what it’s like to be a female fan.

YES. Thank you.

Not that I’m rushing to his defense, but it’s possible that they were just caught off guard by being asked about the Duggars.

Or, you know, it’s apparel for people who really like video games.

DeathBlood X is a reboot of the series, launched shortly after the Bloody Legacy of DeathBlood Collection of Death, a next-gen re-release of the entire DeathBlood series to that point. It has developer commentary, a new level, and a new cut scene.

You could start a new fashion trend.

Even if you had gotten one in 2XL, you still probably wouldn’t have been able to wear it. You see, XL is fairly standard; most shirt companies cut them to about the same size. Once you past that, however, it’s a crap shoot. Some apparel companies do the reasonable thing and size their 2X at twice the size of an XL, 3X…

This is completely unrealistic. Promotional t-shirts are never given away at any size above 2XL. As a professional fat dude, I’m well aware of this.