I'm not morally opposed to pre-ordering a game if it's a collector's edition from a series/developer I can trust (such as The Witcher 3) because those actually do sell out (however, it has to be an actual COLLECTOR'S edition, and not a "digital deluxe limited edition" that packs in nothing more than DLC). Also, I…

I love Mountain Dew and Doris as a snack. This actually sounds like something I would consume in mass quantities until I hated myself, then want no more of it—or the source material—ever again. So, I think I'll pass, though I am curious.

There is no "trial by fire" if you're only in the game to be a bullet sponge. Please tell me how I'm supposed to get better at a game if I'm stuck in a constant spawn-die spawn-die loop? When you have hardened veterans playing with total rookies, this is what happens. The rookies get stomped, rarely get play time, and…