This park is very clean and tidy!

I love shit like this. I have never given a second’s thought to playing Rollercoaster Tycoon, but I love that there are people out there with the creativity and dedication to spend literal days of their lives creating something like this.

Sex work is real work. No different than any other side gig.

Not quite the same as the examples you gave but it’s wild to me that someone in my tiny, awful, middle of Alberta town has a Fisker Karma

Other UK children’s editions of classic literature:

Incorrect; none of these cars have spoilers.

I assume that the movie ends with Ford and Ferrari deciding to be best friends because their respective racers both have mothers that are named Martha?

If you’re talking about the regular Envoy vs the Envoy XUV, yes. The regular Envoy had a much shorter wheelbase that necessitated different rear doors and a different C-Pillar, much like the Yukon vs the Yukon XL. (I always thought the SWB Envoy looked like a budget Lexus GX 470).

The XUV wasn’t offered in Denali trim, so we can be fairly certain that everything forward of the B pillar is the same. I think the rear doors are the same as the Envoy XL.

Pretty sure they are the same 

Once you hit ludicrous speed, plaid becomes normal.

I was always a huge fan of the Saleen S7. It was such an oddball supercar, but I always thought it looked absolutely amazing and I loved that some guy who was really into tuning Mustangs and F-150s just decided one day to make his own supercar. When it showed up in 50 Cent’s candy shop video, I was stunned.

Mountain Goats song titles, ranked by their efficacy as D&D spells: 

I get where you are coming from, but they are different vehicles.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

I think the violence coded in our narratives of societal/infrastructure collapse is partly an honestly conceived attempt to reckon with the darkness in human nature (a darkness I do not doubt!), but also largely about establishing a just-so scenario where fantasies of justified violence, and the fantasy of violence as…

These things have rear weight bias. Careful getting into a corner too hot, or you might turn the Beat around.

Damn it... I already ruined myself...

I will definitely say that the past half century of American imperialism has not exactly cast this global spectacle in great light, but that really is a more modern lens on this past event. Only in the years after WWII could we still see a limitless budget American force dropping into Europe as an underdog story.

Counterpoint: I’m from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all.