Absolutely. You just know she comments on AOL articles too.

Her name is the most real thing I've seen all day. That is exactly the name of a person who wouldn't get a joke.

the ultimate troll move would be for loroche to wait for idiots to donate fake bids, then donate the remainder, force their bids to be executed and then get all of that money back.

The most surprising thing out of all of this is Adam LaRoche was still on a major league roster. And making 13m a year to boot. I’m convinced baseball owners skip central heating/cooling and just burn money to keep their homes warm in the winter.

Yea. That car straight ate that sign, but a perfect camera angle. I saw him get out and thought, “ he got out of THAT!” Then I seen the replay. Halos can’t come soon enough.

I’m trying to match it up with the (I’m assuming) 50-meter marker he hit right when he went into the wall. 75 feet may be a conservative guess.

Seeing that twisted chunk of car at first really made my stomach turn. Was so relieved to see him climb out. I wonder how close he was to the wall when the car finally came to rest... The extra head protection can’t come soon enough.

I think it’s the fact that it even took the announcers a couple of seconds to recognize what was left of Alonso’s car was actually a car that made my throat drop.

I have no idea how Fernando Alonso walked away from that.

Pretty sure he's the sultan of swinging a great deal, so don't even worry about it.

You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

This was what I was thinking. LaRoche seems like one of these young earth, kill the homos, ‘Murica types. He’s friends with the guy from Duck Dynasty for Christ’s sake.

Meet Chumlee Plumlee.

Mayock (maybe?): “He’s stiff in the hips,”

Hard to beat that commentary.

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Well done Mr Eisner...well done

They should just use a pitching machine. And add in special colored balls that are worth double. Hell, go two balls at a time. This is how home field should be decided.

Why did the lady start dating a European race car driver?

And this is why I still won’t go to full serve in New Jersey.