You had me when I read “pretty” as ‘Petty...’

The last tweet is slightly inaccurate. Ivanka is not nearly as cute as a duckling. 

I kind of wish they’d all go and then when making their presentation just call him out on all of his shit.  Give him a jersey that says Rapist 45.  Make out with your wife/gf, bring a refugee with you, etc.  I wouldn’t want to go there and be all fake either so instead go and don’t be fake.

Sadly, it would have absolutely ZERO effect on him. And that’s the problem.

The only reason I’d be in the same room as him was to take the opportunity to tell him what a noxious piece of garbage he is to his face. 

Even if covfefe was being served as dessert/starter/aperitif?

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I’m with Megan. There is no amount of hamberders that could convince me to be in the same room as that racist shitbag.

The only time Donald Trump ever cared about women’s soccer was the time he heard that Brandi Chastain took off her top after scoring a championship goal.  And when he discovered that he couldn’t see any accidental boobies the same way he could by busting into his Teen Miss USA pageant dressing rooms, he stopped caring.

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

It’s okay, we all get a little upset when we don’t think our dongs measure up. 

While UConn trying to make football happen there definitely contributed to the realignment wave, didn’t they get fucked when the music stopped? I thought the new Big East left them hung out to dry at the time. Seems they learned their lesson and this will be good for college basketball.

Nothing like seeing a massive dong in person. Happy Pride.

I know “getting is right” is paramount to many people, but it has really impacted the viewing experience of the game detrimentally. If you watched the first half of the Uruguay-Ecuador game last night you know exactly what I’m talking about.

You know after he bought it and left everyone in the store high-fived each other and then they closed up early.

God damn respect to whoever figured out they could take something that wouldn’t sell for $19.95 at Spencer’s gift and rebrand it at three quarters of one million US dollars and sell 30 of them.

Okay, then managers can’t hold up the game by entering the field of play to yell their displeasure at the ump. 

Umpires shouldn’t be allowed to throw players or managers out of the game just for arguing about calls on the field. NFL and NHL refs manage to survive without throwing people out for arguing calls, I see no reason why umpires need that authority.

Maybe US Soccer should spend more concentrating on paying the USWNT fair wages, making sure the team can play on a proper soccer field and generally not treating the USWNT like crap and less time thinking about national anthems.