“You sure about that? Dude.”

Yeah, sure, they’re both terrible. Staining your favorite shirt and being shot at are also both terrible. Guy Fieri and Hitler are also both terrible.

In 2002, the French presidential election featured a run-off between Jacques Chirac and (that gobshite) Jean-Marie Le Pen. One of the unofficial slogans from that election was “Vote for the crook, not the fascist”. Thankfully, Le Pen and his nasty oiks the Front National got a serious kicking in the polls:

Oh man, that old chestnut. Sagan’s dragon still kicking around in his garage, and Russel’s teapot still cruising the asteroid belt.

Prove to me that I am right! What? You want me to prove that I am right about the orders I receive from a book written by a ghost? Easy. Right here. In the book written by the ghost. Says the book is true. Check and mate

Q: How do you know when a Republican is lying?

Well... you would be wrong. I wrote a large portion of that Wikipedia page.

Like I’m playing Fruit Ninja. My passport is as stiff as Donald Trump when Ivanka is in the room.

This is very a misguided advice. Nasal decongestant sprays should never be used for more than 3-5 days because of the rebound effect leading to rhinitis medicamentosa. However any persistent rhinitis (leading to more than 2 days of symptoms in a week) and not resolving with a anti-histamine pill should be treated with…

I was kinda hoping someone might ask about that, because I wanted to include details, but it seemed gratuitous. ;)

This one should tie in to your sink, not your toilet.

This one should tie in to your sink, not your toilet.

FUCK SAM’S CLUB. Why do you want to give your money to the “people” who brought you MalWart?

FUCK SAM’S CLUB. Why do you want to give your money to the “people” who brought you MalWart?

Glanced at the headline, thought I read “Garmin Vomit,” and nearly fell off my chair laughing.

Glanced at the headline, thought I read “Garmin Vomit,” and nearly fell off my chair laughing.

I don’t think being able to turn on a space heater remotely is a good thing. They really should not be left unattended.

I don’t think being able to turn on a space heater remotely is a good thing. They really should not be left…