I couldn’t decide if he was cute or not until he mentioned being over 6 feet tall and I was like, “Oh, def hot then.”

“In my defense, they were scrumptious.” ~ John Mulaney, Kid Delicious (2024)

It’s probably the part of the interview (and the interview is very good - it’s somehow fitting it came out on the same day as the very good, and depressing, Bill Hader piece in the New Yorker) that got the least attention but I was glad he was asked a few questions about hosting SNL again and the sketches he was or…

This is good, good Kinja.

I was thinking that they must have missed an extra “0" or something. lol

Ugh. No, sorry, I just can’t abide by this, Malia should be ashamed, and Barack and Michelle should be ashamed of their parenting.

I’d be curious to see how many of those calling out Malia for a little spring break/girls’ trip fun were also super ok with Kavanaugh’s actions bc they happened soooo long ago, and white over privileged frat bros will be white over privileged frat bros, right? Sickening.

Yeah, why can’t she do normal stuff, maybe with her dad, like Ivanka does?

The elite prep school kids in the Ivy League with filthy rich parents I knew were into far more than a little weed. Is Malia?

Drinking $20 rose means you’re living like the 1%?

They remember the whole George W. Bush-cocaine thing, right?

If the worst the Malia’s done is smoke some weed and drink a little booze, she’s a Saint compared to the trash currently residing in the White House.

The simple fact is that daughters of past US presidents should stay non-partisan. We elected her to lead the country not meme dankly with her many cool friends

Misdirection. Obfuscation. Projection.

My wife is playing through this now. People really shouldn’t sleep on this, it’s one of those completely thrilling games that I could recommend to a large swath of non-gamers.

Do you think Jonathan Blow is a fan of this game? It seems like it riffs on some of the same themes as The Witness, in a more minimalist but also more intriguing way.

Yes, and Kurt Cameron is their Lizard King.

Just so we're all clear
This is the type of stuff that the Dove Foundation and hacks like Brent Bozell demand of American cinema in lieu of, oh just to name a movie, Goodfellas.

I knew it
I had a premonition this morning as I poured myself a bowl of Life cereal and fired up my computer to check my daily sites: I will come across something in the course of my reading that will totally gross me out. I made it through snopes and all the local papers just fine, then came to the AV Club and…