Bed of Chaos is the worst. I don’t blame you. Her single saving grace is that she doesn’t reset on respawn.

I suppose you still have dreams? Tell the little doll I said hello.

The damned swindler would, wouldn’t he? Anyway, glad you enjoyed. Hope it helps. :D

But when the OST kicks in it’s fucking phenomenal, and made better because of how sparse it is. Most games with minimal OST’s are like that.

If I play a lot of DS3 I start to suck at partying in DS1 and vice versa.

Quelaag is a fucking tank - even with +5 normal weapons, which roast everything else up to that point - she’s barely taking damage unless you’ve invested heavily in your damage stats. I find gouging VIT and using Red Tearstone from VotD lets me do some good damage for low souls - just watch that health bar like a…

I have. Unless you’re fighting one of the four tryhards still playing this game or running like a bitch from a gank ‘cause you’re a chicken, you won’t get backstabbed.

*EVERY* Remaster has *ALWAYS* been an enhanced port, unless the game is absurdly old which Dark Souls was most certainly not. That is and, unless I’m mistaken, *always has been* the goal of projects like this one. Make it playable on better hardware. Design decisions are essentially identical. Technical decisions…

Nito.

Krav Maga agents, if I’m not mistaken?

Best part of the whole experience, for sure.

And all God’s children said?

Well we’re not. We’ve just never seen it before and we’re really curious because it doesn’t make any sense to us.

I’m kinda with everyone else here. That’s a really weird position to take. 

I really do have to agree. I once calculated that the average age of a game in my Steam Library was fourteen years old. I’m not old enough to have enjoyed that game when it came out, fourteen years ago. I don’t know why the industry has this weird idea that a new generation of players is different from an old…

1.) I use just about half the keyboard for hotkeys in AoEII:HD, at least. It’s pretty common in StarCraft and other RTS’ to my knowledge as well.

I missed that and by your BULLSHIT description I think you did too.

I want to see that giant gaping hole into Bed of Chaos’ boss fight in 1080p 60fps damnit.

Giantdad Twink my fam.

Really? Because, as weird as TLJ is and as much backlash as this universe has received, I find it very obvious in retrospect that they would never remix “orcs in space.” The Yuzhong-Vong are a weird, frankly generic piece of 90's sci-fi shoehorned into a bizarre chaotic evil slot in this universe. They appear out of…