Peter: Satan, I’ll sell you my marriage if you save my unbelievably old Aunt from dying of a gunshot wound.

The minute the first fan art came out you can hear the cosplayers sewing machines turn out.

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

Thank you! Poor Doctor always gets the blame for others’ evil and/or stupid actions and s/he’s supposed to just bear it. (Remember how the “Face the Raven” recap was headed “This was all the Doctor’s fault”?)

And, you know, Donald Trump did not understand, in the end, that just because we were friends didn’t mean he wasn’t going to be subjected to the proper scrutiny.

Good. I’ve seen too many pastors who have lived large, while preaching about not making waves and paying them to keep the local officials sweet. Always made me ask what would Jesus do if he met one of those types of pastors:

Religion, specifically Christianity, is the biggest illness of the black community currently. There’s nothing in the bible, that if you heard today, that you would believe. If your 14 year old daughter came home and said that she was having Gods baby would you believe her? If a family member said they were told by a…

My parent’s decision to no longer spank me because I didn’t need it strangely coincided with me superceding them in height, strength, and speed.

The best response I’ve ever read to “Look, my parents spanked me and I turned out fine!” is “No, you didn’t. You think it is okay to hit little kids.”