The ongoing conspiracy to conceal the existence of Werebears, or Were-Care-Bears as this story seems to suggest.

What an utter pleb.

If white people read more books, we might be able to explain that a 4-year atrocity for which the world adjudicated in court

Dramatic irony. He’s also a policeman, after all. 

Dramatic irony. He’s also a policeman, after all. 

But is it entertainingly bad?

The media which gasps in horror at Tramp helped spread his message for the sake of ratings and page views. He is the gimp that started biting the ringmaster.

What are the odds these are going to get sold off at the earliest opportunity?

Plainly written by the sort of depraved pervert that puts milk in first.

What happens next will shock you: Prosecutors decided against charging Warren, a black man, with a crime.

How do you expect your article to be taken seriously if your main image and article consist of lazy stereotypes?

Heartbeats mean nothing. You can make an excised heart beat with an electrical current. You can keep a heart beating even if the patient is brain dead. Non-viable foetuses have heart beats right up to the point they don’t. People without heartbeats can still be alive, or at least can be saved.

The UK’s obsession with school uniform is mainly an act of passive aggression against young people, but it is often excused as a way of ‘removing class differences’. Having gone through all that nonsense, all I can say is: Err, no.

So, we have animation (CGI) being used to create a ‘live action version’ of an film that was animated in the first place.

Games are meant to be about fun, not dark satanic mills.

South Park has always been great when it punches up, or is sincere, but it’s a total shit-show when it punches down, or Messrs. Stone and Parker are being smug, contrarian dickheads.

Never hit anyone who can’t hit you back. Or, to put it another way, 7/10 Americans are massive pussies.