The UK’s obsession with school uniform is mainly an act of passive aggression against young people, but it is often excused as a way of ‘removing class differences’. Having gone through all that nonsense, all I can say is: Err, no.

So, we have animation (CGI) being used to create a ‘live action version’ of an film that was animated in the first place.

Games are meant to be about fun, not dark satanic mills.

South Park has always been great when it punches up, or is sincere, but it’s a total shit-show when it punches down, or Messrs. Stone and Parker are being smug, contrarian dickheads.

Never hit anyone who can’t hit you back. Or, to put it another way, 7/10 Americans are massive pussies.