If there is a worse broadcaster in professional sports, I haven’t found him or her yet.

Thanks Dad...

“Just as Bloomberg doesn’t cover Bloomberg, we don’t plan to cover Joe Ricketts and so we decided to take down our coverage of him. No one asked us to do it,” Gothamist co-founder Jake Dobkin told Jezebel. “It was a decision made solely by Jen [Chung] and me.”

So he wasn’t asked to give up his integrity - he volunteered it.

“Just as Bloomberg doesn’t cover Bloomberg, we don’t plan to cover Joe Ricketts and so we decided to take down our coverage of him. No one asked us to do it,” Gothamist co-founder Jake Dobkin told Jezebel. “It was a decision made solely by Jen [Chung] and me.”

When life gives you a Limon, you give your son a shitty first name.

There’s no running or jumping or strength required? How is it not a sport? Fuck Joe Rogan.

FWIW: taking my two boys to spring training at the Mets’ practice facility in Port St. Lucie last year was one of the most memorable experiences of my life. We had gone to a game the day before, and it was fun, but we showed up the next morning for the workouts and it was infinitely better. We were allowed to walk…

I’m glad they don’t retire alot of numbers. I think that’s for all time greats of the team. Yes, it sucks that the Mets haven’t had many, but that doesn’t mean they should lower the standard just to have some retired numbers on the wall.

Why accidentally?

That’s a pretty big stupid leap of logic.

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

Nobody in New York knows. Or cares.

BOO! Boo I say!

There are exactly three things that are fun about intentional walks.

1. The look of disgust on the batter’s face as he realizes they’re afraid to pitch to him.
2. The look of panic on the catcher’s face when the pitcher goes waaay too far outside and shenanigans ensue.
3. The look of pure unadulterated…

How about we stop singing God Bless America during the 7th inning? That cuts out 6 minutes from every game.

You know what else would speed up the game? Forcing AL pitchers to bat.

Putting a clock on baseball is as ridiculous as taking baseball managers out of their pajamas uniforms. I’m not great at analogies, but some things you just shouldn’t fuck with. Millenial attention span be damned please get off my lawn thank you.

1. Al. Al? AL! Do you really think Mentos are gum?

If you’re dumb enough to be turned into a fan of something because you don’t like how a blogger portrays them, you deserve to be ridiculed by everyone, including bloggers.