If Schilling doesn’t believe in evolution then how does he explain a frog being turned into Donald Trump?

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

No offense, but when did you become a student of the game?

You mean the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

he always rambled. That is what makes him different and enjoyable. The games are 2-1/2-3 hrs long for maybe 20 minutes of activity. Baseball is sitting in a park ( they even call them that!) listening to your uncle tell stories. It’s not for everyone. neither is baseball.

also...

Well, if we consult the McCann Convention, I’m sure all of the following would be violations: Smiling, laughing, displaying admiration and respect for an opponent’s achievement, acknowledging implicitly that playing baseball can be fun, and having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’.

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

Ah there it is. The wristband truther. That is fucking amazing.

“Mama always told me not to look in to the eyes of the sun....

Aesthetically pleasing Bundt:

Actually, that’s not true at all. They scored the most runs in the National League after July 31 last season. It’s essentially the same lineup, replacing Wilmer Flores/Ruben Tejada and Daniel Murphy with Asdrubal Cabrera and Neil Walker, which is, at worst, a wash, at best, an upgrade.

same thing as

Yes, you’re utterly confused.

More annoying than Cubs and Cardinals fans: fans who use ‘we’ to talk about people they pay to watch. You don’t go see a band and then talk about how ‘we’ played an amazing show.

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

They are from the same community as the Steelers, so don’t give me the “non-annoying fans” horseshit.

“The Cubs are not in our heads!” said Mike Matheny to the befuddled waitress about to ask him how he wanted his eggs to be prepared. “And Joe Maddon’s glasses make him look like some sort of dork!”

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.