Not when I can buy one that is 8 years newer and comes with a warranty and pocket about $10,000.

Instinctual fear is interesting. We never evolved to go faster than we could run, so we have no fear of speed. But we were at risk of falling off cliffs and out of trees, so we have a fear of heights. Proof: Go drive 60 MPH down the road, and then go hang your toes off the roof of a single story home and see which…

Embers and fire at a distance (which is the distance you want to keep during a wildfire— far away) is predominately red.

Alanis, don’t take it personally. We all say things we don’t mean when we’re waiting in a service department for hours on end. Their frustration will inevitably lessen once they trade it in for something else.

Oh man, if I were in a position to lead him through an empty hanger, walking around obstacles, ducking, warning him of things in his path,stopping for an F-35 to pass... I would so totally do it.

The Emperor’s New Planes.

As luck would have it, I JUST had 140 invisible F-35s come into my possession!
What’s more, due to an ordering mix-up, I no longer need 70 of them, the exact number Dear Leader proposes purchasing!

Charging off the grid during non-peak times is likely still more efficient than individual gasoline engines and the infrastructure they require.

Don’t like it? Don’t buy one!

To be fair, it is a lot easier to shift the burden of clean energy to the grid and not to each and every individual car. So, your energy “could” conceivably be clean, depending on where your power comes from. That can never be the case for a gasoline-powered car.

Of course, you then descend into a rabbit hole about the…

I will drive it everyday. I don’t usually drive more than 300 miles in a day.

If this is a list of quirks, then shouldn’t there be a Doug Score?

It’s dementia. Gotta be.

Yeah, but this is platinum tier where the tweet is from after he was elected.

There’s one for everything.

The emperor has no planes! The emperor has no planes!

“perhaps he was in an empty hangar when stealth technology was explained to him and just assumed the planes were also in the room.”

Ready for inspection, Mr. President.

So, the Roadster notwithstanding, Tesla’s naming scheme seems to be the word “Model” followed by a random character. So far, they have been alphanumeric characters, but we don’t know for sure that that’s the rule. So theoretically, here are some names for future Tesla models: