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Neutral: Would You Buy A Sporty Hybrid?

I can’t believe this is coming from the same people that gave us this

“Daddy. Daddy, you have to tell me. Which wheels make this car go? These? or these, like a real Maserati?”

I had a vasectomy to avoid this conversation.

Pretty sure that the cost included fuel. (300,000 ÷ 20mpg) x $3 = $45,000

It includes gas

maybe, fuel?

BUT... BUT... BUT HYBRID MINIVAN the FCA supporters will cry.

Neutral: Does FCA Know What It’s Doing?

Well sheesh, with an outfit like that, where are you going to keep your car keys? Wait a second ... don’t answer question that you pervs ... I know what you’re thinking. Sickos.

Pfft. I own an Infinity.

Maybe they’re trying to compete with Infiniti for the most confusing consumer car badging title?

I created an account just so I could star this burn on Aussies.

The civilized world (and the Aussies)

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

Can you imagine the horror of a CarFax search on that....

Are we sure it wasn’t Toyota Highlanders?

5th gear: This is why i have lost all faith in the human race. We have failed as a species...

Right but no dealer that is asking 30k for a car is going to come down to 10k because of inspection results. They are just going to pass on the sale and wait for another buyer who doesn’t know any better, or they will send the car to auction and hope for the best.

5th Gear: Jeep seems to be like a great girlfriend who, inexplicably, has 10 cats. You really want to settle down and marry her, but her and the cats are a package deal.