I like you.

While the game was interesting, I'd like to point out that the person(you the player) had someone trapped in a cage in a hidden room in your home. And if you explored more you would see that you could electrocute him instead of unlocking the cage. Either way this guy is disturbed, and I hardly felt any sympathy for…

Small, but it should be fixed: you referred to the game as The Static Speaks To Me in one of your references. Sorry to be 'that guy.'

Patrick, does this even qualify as a game? Not because it didn't look fun (it didn't), but because it didn't appear that you had much choice throughout the experience. The game told you what to do at every turn and the next instruction only appeared after you finished the previous. You seemed to follow a set of…

*slow clap*

This sub-blog kind of feels like Crystal Pepsi. It was a wonderful idea, but it just isn't translating. Although I was finally able to wash all of the jizz stains out of my hugabear.