Another victory for Team Dog.

"F*ck, marry, kill" is the sickest game that also happens to be the order in which those things usually occur.

That is an acceptable scrunchie use. Akin to face washing, teeth brushing and even the gym. It's wearing them outside that is the problem.

Scrunchies ARE juvenile, although they create fewer hair creases for us straight haired ladies.

DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???

I'd give him my Instagram account no problem...full of photos of food/travel/baby photos from the 80s. Hope it's helpful!

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

Club promoters are basically the dreggiest dregs of society. I wouldn't text one from a burner. Also I don't think the #1 Nightclub in America!! would need to promote this hamfistedly (texting her again and again when she doesn't respond, not taking "thanks anyway" for an answer).

I'd love to see someone work out the numbers, actually - if women already get paid less on the dollar than men do, how would removing something like BC factor into the already existent pay discrepancy??

So true. Maybe they should pass a bill saying that if your boss decides you have restrictions on your health insurance, you get compensated in other ways, like a bigger paycheck. Which would anger the men, because then they'd feel discriminated against, and THEN maybe this whole nonsense would go away.

Plus, a shared insurance pool means that women are also paying for prostate exams and testicular cancer treatments and other things they'll never need. That's how insurance works.

Mark, they weren't posting selfies with these sentiments as the captions, the original author put their profile pictures with their tweets to show you who was saying these things and how young they were. It's still very not ok that they are saying these things, but it's not as confusing and weird sounding when you…

Sooo, don't point out that they're terrible?
The most popular channels run by women aren't accepted at VidCons, because they're about looks, and all of the other so-called "important" women's channels are plagued with these fuckfaces you mention.
I don't get why you'd just straight up back down from something that…

I swear to God, Putin. One more dick pic and we're bombing your ass back to the Stone Age.

"Ich mache ein selfie!"

Stupid bifocals. North Korea declared war on whom?

"My grandfather is a priest" WHAT WHAT WHAT. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE. MAYBE HE WAS A PRIEST BUT HE SURE AIN'T ONE NOW.

My thoughts exactly. Calm down girl, you rose to fame in a burlesque act pop group.