Viola, the teeniest tiniest viola ever playing the saddest song. Just like a violin, but worse.

I don't think you meant to direct that to me.

I'm sure it'll come out toward the end as a one-time comedic zinger, which would be fine. Right?

I'm sure that's part of it, but I wouldn't count out racism or classism without knowing more about it for myself.

Could you attribute it to traffic?

(and I'm sure the quality will in NO way correlate to the level of money/whiteness in surrounding area, because that NEVER happens)

I like oregano oil for when I have a cold. As close to a cure for the cold as I've ever tried.

For me, the part about tolerance of each is enough to convince me to give thyme oil a try.

If it were fair game, which I don't believe it is, let's also talk about how women tend to take better care of themselves than men and also live longer because of it. Why not talk about the advantages of her being female instead of just the supposed disadvantages?

Nice dedication :)

goddamn they are so ugly

I had only heard of Hooters and never been to one when I watched Big Daddy and was, um, horrified to learn that people think this is family friendly.

Counselling might be better, but why keep the victimized kids in the same place? Isn't that punishing them for someone else's bad behaviour? And why aren't that kid's parents dealing with this? He may have learned that behaviour at home and his parents could be the real problem. The kid probably needs counselling,…

I think he has a problem with females not being fragile non-shitting princesses who are too classy to talk about poop unless there's something so seriously wrong with our health that it must be discussed. The fantasy is over and he's sad.

He's reacting like 'being female' is a health problem.

I'm not sure, but this might be the kind of thing you have to experience on the regular, PUN INTENDED, in order to want to find the humour in it. If you don't get it, that's okay! It's just not for you.

the best comment of all. seriously. you rock.

He means the condition of being female, obviously.

You make an excellent point. Why not talk about this in sex-ed, for that matter? I'm not joking.

Sure, if you think the condition of being a woman is self-induced.