Death penalty. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.

I hate Wendy Williams.

Animals aren’t nearly as altruistic as you think. They’re simply hampered by their lack of thumbs.

How about “A fortune teller has foreseen that this fetus, if carried to term, would eventually grow up only to become a Republican forced-birth fuckwad” ?

“Having access to contraception is not a health care issue.”

Good reporting, glad you stuck to your guns on this, I didn’t know how badly Goodyear was behaving.

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

You have to be a millennial. Because only a millennial could come up with a conclusion that stupid from what I wrote. I get that being a millennial means jumping to conclusions all of the time. But how do you jump to conclusions that are just batshit crazy and have NOTHING to do with the original idea? How is that…

Because... reading is... stupid? 🤔

Did it really happen this way? If these are the facts, it is completely insane he would be arrested, right?

You youngsters have no idea what it is like to support your kids as they turn into teenagers —in a way that stays actively supportive and sex positive. It is all well and good to imagine how awesome you will be, right up until that moment when once your little asexual muffins turn into actual sexual being. Art/pop…

Take care — and don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!

Not sure if this is a Marine Todd style copypasta or not but still: You know that if you (try) to leave you don’t get to keep the bases or the marines right?

Also, be aware that this is like a dealer telling you the first fix is free.

Pay very close attention to the amount of DLC (and what it contains) before getting into.

So this is WWE now?

That’s the key. After this, if Dana White doesn’t come out and say McGregor is permanently banned from the UFC, then we know it was either intended as a “work” (the injury to the fighter with the head laceration being “intended” or not), or the UFC is a joke of a company that has no business being treated seriously,…

+1 summer in a caravan

Fookin’ Pikeys

“We need to stay out of politics. That’s been my message.”

Reminds me of this panel from Marvels.