0 predicted impact in my county. SUCKAAAAA.

The day I wear an SCBA to protect myself from anything with a mortality rate less than that of untreated plague has not yet been made.

Me, in a very small but probably infuriating way. I fly reasonably often, and my strategy to survive is a pretty simple one - sit as far back in the plane as possible (I find that while this makes it slightly more likely i’ll get the dreaded child, it also tends to mean more ‘B’ type personalities who are pretty…

How abysmally bad at warfare do all of these countries have to be for an armed conflict to go on for thousands of years? Also, why has nobody invented a better weapon than the sword in all that time?

Who so commonly hide behind the shield of ‘I’m just an introvert’ its difficult to tell the difference, unfortunately for my introverted friends. I’ve never understood why dickheads who hate people just wont cop to it - whats the worst that could happen, they hate you back?  Seems fair to me, honestly.

I assumed the foundlings stuff was a way to humanize the mostly silent mask character - he cares for orphans because he was one. 

That screen looks worse than the one I bolted into my boat without any give a damn to anything that wasn’t ‘will it fit’. It’s a crime against humanity and ruins the car for me all on its own. The other cues like a lack of door handles also are bad, and Ford should feel bad. They don’t make a dependable enough car for…

Wait wait wait....I cant just slaughter everything?  Bah.  Sneaking sucks. 

Fishing takes probably 3 seconds, which you have early in matches before the storm shrinks. People who are good at building can build startlingly quickly (like fast enough to trap my old slow ass inside of a multistory maze in about 2 seconds)  

But will there be single console co-op?  The joy of Diablo for me these days is sitting next to my wife on the couch and munching through another mindless raid, cheering for each better loot drop (or cursing if we’re really close to getting something we want and our partner gets it).

Deadspin forever.

Hey Samer - Just here, not sticking to sports. Wondering how you felt about Bill Murray applying to work at an airport restaurant, the weather in Albuquerque, and how long before we look at the era of uggs with society wide horror. 

You’re not wrong - hell, I’m a disgusting Packers fan and I watch maaaaaybe one or two games a year thanks to a combination of shitty product, shitty officiating, and ethical concerns.  And we’ve been pretty dang good since ‘96!  So yes, it does get worse every year its just...I cant believe you havent quit yet is all…

If you’re still a Lions fan at this point, you’ll die a Lions fan. You’ve suffered enough to leave, so whatever is stopping you is clearly stronger than self interest.

This sort of inspired reporting is exactly why I read this site every day. Kudos to you Lauren, this is exceptional. 

Sorry to necro this, but starting to get into the market - anyone care to tell me how this thing tows?

I love this. I dont have time for tabletop at this point in my life, so anything that can help satiate my love of the grimdark* is welcome, especially on this side of the pond.

Comment about how this is a basic function of football and how difficult it is to watch from someone obviously watching. 

More than how well he pitched, was his willingness to do it on short rest, over, and over, and over, and carry that team into their first playoff appearance in many fans memories. Without CC, Brewers history is vastly different.  If he doesnt end up on our walk of fame, it will be a travesty.

Old man here - when did we start dropping a cool grand on a phone as a standard for a base price? Admittedly, I’m a couple generations behind, but i feel like I paid half of that just a couple years ago. A thousand dollars is a lot!