This is the proper answer.

Man, after that response from the lawyer, I have to give you credit for redacting the names. I wouldnt have.

Congrats on finding the strength to shut the door. Go. Be free, and happy.

Because the entire tone of the letter screams creep? He makes his wife/relationship sound vaguely like an object (I was put off long before he made that comment) or a job that he’s not nearly as connected to as he things, and then proves that gut feeling correct.

LW2 - when your man is obviously having anxiety issues, the solution is NOT to be cold about it. This is some of the worst goddamn advice I’ve seen and will take your relationship to always terrible sex, rather than occasional.

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Potentially. However, fuel in its liquid state isnt particularly volitile (unless its particularly hot out, its perfectly safe to throw a cigarette into a can of gas) and that round is going to be going mighty fast and penetrate through a plastic fuel tank with almost no deformation or slowdown.

That is the most remarkably idiotic thing I have ever heard.

There’s always one.

Youre a piece of sheet for making this joke.

i love that your comment and the one below both reference two sitcoms that took place in WI. Well done.

“Dont die here. If anyone survives, imagine the paperwork.”

Hey, it’ll be quick at least, and you’ve got a decent shot that your ashes might end up in the ocean, which is a thing i hear people like.

Hey, please come back! We were happy to have you.

“incredible selfless educator”

When that story hits, I’ll say schadenfreude more in ten minutes than any human on earth, ever.

Dude, dont defent yourself from every one of these people. Reasonable people understand where you were going, other people just want to internet.

I dont like Cruz, but this is gold. I do like him a little more now, for giving some staffer the ability to do this.

My boss is not allowed to talk to me till at least 11. What a game.

Also not mentioned, she gave the Germans partial plans of the Maginot line and Paris as well as French tanks. Her invitation in ‘36 wasnt some accident.