if your child dies of the measels, the punishment should be immediate execution. End of story.

You’re not on Jalop. You’re on FA. It’s cross posting, and happens on every gawker property.

This list is garbage. Fuck you.

This entire thread is beauty.

Things we’re learning from this today:

All hail Paradox.

wait, uh, why were you there?

What did he say when he got on the Mic? Actually a pretty impressive amount of ‘HES HURT’ bleed coming through there.

I was sold on this the second “Dont stop me now” came over the speakers in the theater. Perfect choice.

Maybe he realized how insufferable his mother is and tried to rid us of her. Nice job kid!

I live on my preworkout. I’m sure they ARE like meth, because HOLY SHIT I CAN BENCH PRESS THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD RIGHT NOW AND THEN I’M GOING TO FIGHT EVERYONE AND MURDERKILL EVERYTHING AND....oh...oh....im tired now....

I’ve heard its +8 in michigan. its +10 in my home state generally - i do tend to give out of state drivers a bit of a pass on going slower (on my internal rage index) but not on being parked in the left lane. I can understand it being annoying to have to scrub speed to dump into the right lane, but its just as…

Im going to fight the urge to curse you out (which im sure others are doing quite well) and simply answer your question - yes. You can be found in the wrong for this behavior because you ARE in the wrong for it. Get out of the left lane unless you’re actively passing. Yes, this means you’ll have to actually drive a…

Sadly though, your statement of “every other news outlet” isnt all that accurate. I have moderate relatives who are smart enough to dislike Trump actively asking me why the media isnt calling him out on his bullshit more and cannot figure out why hes being treated like a legitimate candidate and not a crazy person. As…

That last part is everything. The way I see it, you have two options in life - become a mechanic, or buy many drinks for one that is a pretty decent guy/gal.

Eughh....overwhelming nuclear response from the US is probably the one thing that would draw China into the fight. Dont count on it.

China seems to be getting beyond the point of using the Korean problem for their own gain, and doesnt want a war with the US (their pricipal business partner) any more than anyone else. Odds of WWIII are fairly low. China and the US may have different regional goals, but both countries are rational actors. Nobody…

Presuming that the north doesn’t leave multiple major population centers glowing craters in the opening hours of the fight. Which is actually a big presumption.

Our accent is the goddamn worst.

Working hard to keep it together is every relationship. They're hard.