Tom, as a Packer fan these articles give me no end to Joy. That said, could we please, please, PLEASE make Drew write them? Just like, i dunno, one of them? Yes, this comes from a cruel place. I dont care.

Yes.

Oh, plenty of people will ‘help’! We’ll help by throwing munitions at each other liberally and with fervor over your land, exploding it variously with freedom and or the peoples revolution until it is freely revolutionized to death.

Hi, I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.

“Not only do I feel no guilt for my screwup, I am succeeding long after my screwup irreparablyy damaged your life, for I am the law and above reproach while you are the peasantry.”

BUT DEADSPIN! YOU’RE IN THE POCKET OF THE LIBERAL ELITE WITH THE GAWKER MEDIAS AND YOU DONT WRITE BAD THINGS ABOUT ANYONE OTHER THAN DEMOCRATS AND OH GOD WHY DIDNT THEY TEACH ME TO USE PUNCTUATION IN SCHOOL*

Oh man, I dont know that I’m properly equipped to answer THAT question. Like, I’d venture a guess (I have a couple) but they’d be just that. Maybe a sociologist can chime in here?

Im so, so sorry.

The cult of mommy will not tolerate you doing anything which could even tangentally make you think you’re anything more than a vessel for the continuation of the species. Its not about the .0000000000001% chance that half glass of wine hurts the kid - its about you realizing that your entire existence only has meaning…

As a former long snapper who experienced this...fuck kickers. A lifetime of concussion related issues is enough punishment - having your first rectal exam at 16 is just plain unfair.

I’ll be curioius to see what the packaging looks like - I long haul with my trucks, and a lot of the interor bells and whistles (and the backup cam - hooking up a trailer alone is annoying) are nice when you’re in the vehicle for 8 - 10 hours at a crack, and maybe sleeping in it for two or three nights. That said…

well, he really is now, isnt he?

*Meh* This shove isnt that bad, and by his own admission, this official is a prick.

I wish I could have moved out at 18 - the boomers pretty much put a stop to this by destroying the economy.

3 and a tank. Just go with it - they already think you’re crazy.

Japan is weird as hell. Further proving that completely jacked up views on sex arent only a thing in America.

The Wisconsin democratic party is a horrid, horrid joke.

Only if they’re not smart enough to realize they’re being mocked.

Kinja! Didnt want to respond to you, but the guy above you who reminded us how hard our team sucks. I guess there’s some ironic value in missing the mark in a post about Garza...

puuurrrrfect, perhaps?

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