~paid administrative leave~

well, sure. a true career woman would never be ok with such slutty behavior.

did anybody read her comments in julia roberts' voice? just me? ok.

I think a yoga teacher would surprise me, because health is you know, their profession. At the time I was in my early 20s and lived in NYC and I did yoga because it was cool more than for my health (I wasn’t the picture of health, to say the least)

technically it depends on the elevator but I think either way you have to be discreet about pressing it when someone you don't like is running toward the elevator...

The cocaine in question was found in suitcases belonging to Roberge and Lagacé as well as 63-year old Andre Jorge Tamine, also from Quebec.

For me the only thing worse than Times Square is Herald Square because it's just as crowded, yet somehow dirtier and less space to walk.

This just makes me bummed that I never got to experience Burning Man before it was... this.

No really, no apology necessary. You just do you, Orlando. Ain’t nothing to be embarrassed about. He was PROBABLY thinking, if you got it, flaunt it.

I used to smoke cigarettes outside of the yoga studio I went to and you get some weird looks.

I really wanted to watch it but of course I don't have Tidal so I ended up just watching the James Corden spoof instead.

Ah, fair enough. though I wouldn't put it past them.

As long as they don’t decide to do a spinoff about Chad, I think we'll be okay.

Wait, is Dancing with the D Listers a real show? Jesus.

the best veggie sandwich i’ve ever had was at urth caffé in los angeles: hummus, sprouts, red onion, tomato, avocado, and jarlsberg cheese (or gouda, now i’m not sure). it's INCREDIBLE. i think about it all the time.

that sounds amazing. where is the full recipe?

Once, back when I was living in LA, I was at lunch and there was a girl behind me saying some of the dumbest, most non-sensical things I’d ever heard, and I finally turned around to look at her and it was Jessica Alba. I wish I could remember what she had been saying, but needless to say this doesn't surprise me.

my eyes just fell out of my head at this article. jesus henry christ. how did this person become a nurse? this is awful.

Good thing she has a therapist to deal with the guilt she will feel for him making her feel like the anger was all her fault, cause that shit is not fun.

This is super weird/morbid but I’ve always imagined that radiohead’s “videotape" will be playing as I die.