Chris Berman is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

Who would Berman’s competition even be at this point? He’s not really a commentator anymore, but he’s only barely an anchor. He’s just a thing.

So he’s got “not being a billionaire” in common with Trump.

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Maybe he’s just a fan of Quiet Riot.

If I have to sit through Skip Bayless or Stephen A. yammering about it I may well commit Murder in the First.

He was probably just trying to attend to an injured customer.

Tomorrow’s takes will be Very Bad Things.

Incorrect. Totally down with this kind of bulge. Small penis or not, I am down with mo dough in my pocket fo sho

That’s a side pocket wallet for sure.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

NO THIS IS TOO LOGICAL I AM ANGRY AT BEYONCE

Also, I don’t think it’s necessarily worth sticking it to the musicians on this year’s lineup, who 1. likely do not have dealings with Anschutz and 2. have certainly signed their contracts long ago, the violation of which would likely lead to legal ramifications. Don’t go vilifying Beyoncé or Kendrick or Lorde etc,…