I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

Did the chill dog get a hot dog at the game? Oh how I hope so!

Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

But how else will your fat friend on facebook be able to let everyone know they walked 10,087 steps today?

Fit Bits are the biggest racket out there.

I can’t wait to take my own kids to Cooperstown just like my Father took me and show them the plaques of all of the great players...and Trevor Hoffman and Omar Vizquel.

Can’t wait to see the look on everyone’s faces when Trump somehow gets in.

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

A dick falling out in public was the year’s most watched video? No wonder Trump thinks he won the popular vote.

When he was making puns like “Don’t choke on your ambitions”, I groaned. I thought “I guess we got prequel Vader, but at least he’s not Anakin Skywalker anymore”. It didn’t help that James Earl Jones sounded bored as fuck.

And his followers will applaud every single time

“There is a great disturbance in the Force. I have felt it.”

FUCK YOU 2016 .... !!!!!! Sad, sad year. For everythings. War, politics, famous people, personnal matters, FUCK !

I seem to recall the Obama girls being taken to task for various things, from “sulking” at events to “vacationing in Hawaii on our taxpayer dollars” to “smoking pot and going to rehab.”

YUP

Forgot a couple of White women:

Huh. “A standard retard.”

53% of white women who VOTED. There were too many who chose not to vote at all, and they are equally culpable.

I’m at a lodge in Yosemite waiting for a bus and crying my eyes out as well. This may be the number one most moving moment in the last week several years of sports. So damned genuine.