Because Creed is worse.

I guess now he knows how Leann Durham felt when he decided she was the wrong body type for him to male gaze at her at a fancy party that one time or w/e she was upset about.

With Nickleback opening for them.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Yeah that was great.

No, there is a sudden emergency and Bama gets disqualified from the playoffs and they replace them with Notre Dame. They go on to win the whole thing. We’re talking extinction level events here.

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

So then all of trump’s male advisors and cabinet members have mistresses in addition to romancing Putin on the side? Wow.

WHAT do we tell our kids about this?????

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

[T]he girl, she dropped her purse, that’s when she came in my face.

He looks like the after picture in a meth PSA.

Makes sense. The Phillies were actually in need of someone to make fans nuts.

He’s married to mediocrity.

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too?

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