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A woman named Angela Kipp

She could have, and nearly did, cause her own child to die. Over a spider. But, yeah, go easy on her.

Sure, but does your phobia cause you to place your child and the public in immediate danger?

Little Miss Angela
Sat in her Hyundai Sonata
Eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And revealed her nine-year-old as the actual adult in the room

This one made me LOL, this is my favorite new series

I always thought these were so dumb, and then Danny Castellano wore them.

If wanting more of Lady Mary being bitchy to Edith is wrong, well, I’m just never going to get right.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

your kin

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a…

You can tell a lot about a person’s character from the way they are with kids

Shhh. I’m pretending I’m Michelle.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Dear dining public:

This is just cruel. I had a much-better-than-last-week’s-oatmeal Emmental quesadilla this morning, but that’s no help if you keep posting breakfast deliciousness. What’s next, a perfect salmon eggs Benedict? A fresh-squeezed orange juice mimosa and French toast from a fru-fru NYC restaurant? How many other ways can…

My OB-GYN doesn’t provide mammograms either. Most gynecologists don’t. Right? It’s almost like these people don’t know what they’re talking about.

Bjorn Disway.

One unfortunate visit to family in Botswana when I was 10 taught me this life lesson: hippos may look adorably dopey and sweet-natured, but they are mean fuckers, and holy shit they can move fast. Having half a ton of cranky hippo bearing down on you is a way to have a really bad day. Also, they sometimes twirl their…