Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Only possible explanation: Beyoncé is actually a loaf of bread.

Tracie, I've loved working with you here and cannot wait to see what you have up your sleeve at your new job with [REDACTED COMPANY]. I'll never forget the time the entire Jezebel staff [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] on your roof and then took [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] while sharing our mutual weird sex fantasies about [REDACTED…

This is what I can't get. Also, at 5 or 6 years old, the other kids are not going to really give a shit that one of their classmates has long hair and they don't. If they ask, it's a good teaching moment to explain to them about how people are can be different or look different but on the inside we're all the same and…

I work for a cat circus

Free People needs to go away. Their products are overpriced and I really want to think that their market is a bunch of ballerina wannabees that sickle their foot while at Pure Barre.

When I was 16, my two best friends walked down the street after school to get our eyebrows done. Then we walked down the main road in our town to get some pizza. It was the spring, so people had their car windows down. We got a lot of comments - none of them from classmates, which would have been less creepy. All from…

Except that your third paragraph presupposes that we can tell people who won't take a cue apart from people who will, before giving the cues.

Great point! (Which I will be stealing for future use.)

Preach! If it is "just a compliment" then why do they not compliment other men?

What dudes don't understand is that what is intended as a friendly comment or straightforward compliment can go any which way. You can 1) say nothing (or thank you) and the guy moves along (best case scenario), you can 2) say nothing and the guy gets louder/gets aggressive (not good), you can 3) say thank you and the…

The other day at the convenience store, a guy in line behind me told me, "I like your get up". I pretended I didn't hear him. He repeated himself twice more. He got into my personal space to make sure I heard him. I felt so uncomfortable and I felt like saying something to him about me not dressing up for his…

This. Honestly, I don't give a fuck whether some random stranger thinks I'm the most gorgeous person on the planet, or the most hideous beast they've ever laid eyes on. I don't exist as a source of pleasure or amusement for others; I'm just a person trying to live my life without entitled douchebags pronouncing that…

It's taken me a long time to figure out why I hate being catcalled in almost every scenario but I think it's a combination of factors. For many women, when wanted/unwanted male attention starts, you're pretty young – a pre-teen or teenager. At that age, I didn't understand my own sexuality or really any one elses. I…

I think what it is is that by making a statement like that, I no longer feel like a person, I feel like "sexual object #26825 at supermarket store #3736" and it makes me feel like, "how long has he been watching me? has he followed me before?"

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This is amazing. I love transit maps and I love maps of Westeros so much I even made one myself.

It's not meant to stop the bullies, it's meant to stop the non-self-professed bullies from turning a one line reply into a doggie pile that spiral out of control and onto the six-o-clock-news.