Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.
DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???
This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.
1. You're just jealous that you don't work at buzzfeed!
You're just jealous that you don't work at buzzfeed and get paid to write three sentences any middle schooler could write and pair it with a gif parade.
The Arizona Ikea has partnered with Arizona animal rescue organizations.
I think any word other than an article / conjunction needs to be capitalized? I might also be distracted by wanting an ice cream cone to lick right now. Because Wednesday.
You forgot the worst one: The Dry Wedding.
I think you forgot one...
"We're decent friends, but I didn't think you thought of me as a Groomsman. You're not going to be in mine, hope that's okay."
I'm not affianced, but over the course of the last several years I've mentally worked my way down from wanting The Beach Wedding to The Outdoor Wedding to The Courthouse Elopement.
Now I'm leaning towards The Common-Law Wedding.
...and the cops should have been called.
Left them for the length of a haircut?! NOPE. Good on those folks for breaking that window. That mother is a fucking idiot.
I get the Goop hate. She's an aggressively unaware person. But Anne Hathaway? Why do people hate her?
Fuck this lady. Seven months?! She let this go on for seven months without saying anything?! Was she just hoping it would go away or something? I hate stuff like this. Way to make it 10 times harder for actual rape victims to come forward and be believed. Especially women who were raped by public figures.
Isn't it a positive that Yousafzai would call attention to this and give people like yourself a chance to explain what's going on, though?
I nominate Malala as the once and future Patron Saint of Badass Girls.
Every time I see her in the news, I'm quickly reminded of how insignificant I am and how very little I have accomplished in life.