Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

Oh please. I was everyone's 'worst roommate ever.'

I have never been on acid (because it sounds like a long and somewhat tedious experience), but I imagine she might have thought the pole would provide her some shelter or protection by turning into some kind of wooden bear or something. I don't know. Drugs.

This comment is why we can't have nice things.

Well, we are getting there folks. Men are going to jail for raping goats & corpses, maybe soon they'll start going to jail for raping living human beings!

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

Also not really the appropriate time to be excited you got a twitter mention.

My husband likes Britney Spears. Not a day goes by that I don't wish I didn't know this about him.

For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights.

Ugh you're totally right, I'm so sick of the unrealistic beauty standards of society, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE COLOSTOMY BAGS AND A CHRONIC MEDICAL CONDITION.

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

Not a stalker, I swear...

omg

DING DING DING. And yes, unless you want a cyber partner.

Erin's. Will he/she be sent by post?

Whoever can tell me whose social media accounts were used for these screenshots gets a new boyfriend/girlfriend.

All the women in my family started super early, like at 8 years old. So I got the talk and pad demo around that time. Well, freaky deaky me didn't get her first period until age 14. So, I had forgotten some of the finer points. Like the fact that you are supposed to put the adhesive side of the pad in your underwear.…