I don't dislike listening to the actual voicemail - I dislike the SLOW pre-voicemail BS I have to go through to listen to it. "You have. 1. new message. To listen to the message, press (#). *press number that I can never remember which forces me to listen to the opening bit*. Message recieved. Tuesday. June. …

You're absolutely right about the mother messages too. Why does my mom always insist on saying the same thing?

My god. Thank you for sharing your story. And thank you for being honest about the pressure to have a so-called thick skin when it comes to degrading, sexist, and sometimes violent behavior. We've been taught for so long to just take it. All of it.

Orphan is the New Black, starring Uzo Aduba playing every character in a show about a prison full of clones.

Samesies. Second I'm home, bra comes off. How the fuck does this woman manage this level of discomfort 23/24ths of her life?

I dunno. The original tale presented rape as completely normal and romantic. The Maleficient story takes that back and makes it deplorable.

You failed to mention that the garage also offers lessons in the mechanics of the cars, and if I'm going to root around in a machine I would be pretty thrilled to get a manicure right afterwards. Especially if while you're getting your lessons, there's a spot to stick the kids so that's another thing you don't have…

I'd be on board with an auto mechanic that lets me do anything while I'm waiting around other than smell a heady mix of motor oil and body odor and leaf through back copies of Bass Fishing Monthly.

You're not sorry. Stop lying.

You're talking about the baby, right? Because yes, babies sure do like to yell and scream when they're hungry. Those little attention seeking scalliwags!

As for mom, she did it because her child was hungry. That's called 'good parenting'. Confusing, I know, but try to keep up.

Maybe they were just on the breastfeeding page for the articles.

My favorite thing about this story is that the picture was posted to a page about breastfeeding. So, people had to go out of their way to a breastfeeding page to be offended by a picture of a woman breastfeeding her baby. That would be like subscribing to Playboy and then getting all pearl-clutchy about all the…

I know what all of those words mean separately, but together they are quite confusing.

Yes, thank you, the answer is in your last sentence. We write different stories for different audiences. Lots of people on Jezebel don't read Gawker and vice versa. (I think we even have data that shows how true that statement is). If we operated under that model of not writing about what another Gawker Media site…

Guys. For $2 I will kill you off on my Tumblr devoted to Jezebel commenter fanfic. Be the first one to die in the next edition of my hit series "Lesbian Shitasses 3: Problematic Lentils and Diva Cups."

Well, I'm a Texan. I say fuck Oklahoma, Louisiana, and whatever that state is to the west of us. Nothing personal, just in my blood.

this needs to be in my mouth yesterday

You sounds like a lovely person to work for and not at all like the worst stereotypes of HR people.