Looking at this picture, I feel like I’ve been to Red Square more times than either of these cars.

I guess you could say he was just...

“Army nurses aren’t combat personnel and therefor not veterans,” my grandpa, probably (God rest his soul).

Matt Farah + Spike Feresten = Mike Farasten?

He’s sold off a bunch of his cars. Maybe regular exercise and quitting vaping are next. Right?

I can't even tell if you're being serious.

Everyone is a critic and you’re part of something significant, but that makes me feel exactly no better about being a loudmouth.

I mean, what else would I do?

Inadvertent starfucking now.

But will it be behind a paywall?

This is an important question; if Matt Farah and yourself created a child, would that hybrid creature be the coolest automotive journalist working?

Oh fuck me.

You’d win.

Lamborghini is the Gucci handbag of the motoring world at this point. They know their’s aren’t the best handbags on the market, they know that you can get some pretty nice handbags that are pretty amazing at handbagging these days but, in that Italian way, just can’t be bothered to care.

Is this the story written when the staff goes, “Hey team, have we been needlessly harsh on Top Gear?”

I was angrily fapping to this when my boss walked up behind me and shouted, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”

Anyone can do more than standing back and watching a likely concussed person stumble their ass, headlong, over a goddamn fence. Everything else is a fucking excuse, full stop.

I know it was meant to read as sarcastic. It doesn’t. It reads as vitriolic.

“This day in age?”

Agreed, and it’s absurd.