I’ve made two recently. There’s a theme here but it’s really subtle. Let me know if you guess it.

And now we can add:

Where the hell do you live, Hell?

Likely. I was given to think, for a moment, that there might be the possibility of drug induced impairment but yeah... that’s not such a great look. Could be shock though, and maybe a severely broken broken leg/hip, conspiring against him.

That’s terrifying to consider, that someone might see someone else get seriously hurt and decide not to render aide based on a fear of being deported etc.

Yeah, but did you piss off that old lady?

I gotta say, these are some of the worst fuckin’ first responders I’ve ever seen.

It feels like a leap, but a safe leap.

And never were the Hills of Beverly more pleased.

I had no idea we’d switched from Nice Price or Crack Pipe to Crack Pipe or Getting Kneecapped with a Pipe.

When you got it, we took out a pool on what we figured it’d run you in ownership costs. I put my dime on “all Doug’s self respect” and I think, if you keep it for maybe another six months, I might win!

Lemme just say, I was lucky enough to have a horse of my own as a youngster. Lemme just add, we sure as shit weren’t “horse rich” whatever that is, but the way you’re using it, I assume the implication is along the lines of:

For a moment, Orlove, they got it right.

Did you just?

While I never had an 850, I did fall in love with a four door brick and here’s my favorite, lasting memory of that awesome old car:

Kimgo Paradise.

You know how movies and very bad publicists will say, “Any press is good press!” and how that’s absolutely not true? Well, we couldn’t have a more perfect example of how full of shit that old adage is. There is bad press and it’s usually generated when no one is actively avoiding it.

Radio Host Calls Out Newspapers For Living In The Past