This footage is on literally every website I visit as either a gif set, news headline or link back.

Can of worms. Box, belonging to Pandora.

It’s the bikes I feel bad for. In much the same way I feel bad for the breed, it’s the assholes who raise them who’re to blame; people blame pitbulls.

I always say that if I came into a nice pile of money (also how I spend my weekends) that I’d sooner buy a good few cars for the price, rather than just one over-the-top pricey one.

That’s... inane!

I’ve literally never had it. But the joke usually gives me the squirts and is always worth it.

The Hashashin method.

IS THERE A QUESTION?!

Or donuts and maple.

No, vagina pants, it’s when you employ racially charged language such as “riding dirty” and attempt to establish false corollary, penis lips.

Great read Justin. Maybe I’m too old but I see a distinctly different reason for the differences between a kids car show-up and a Sunday meet; age.

Don’t worry. The rest of us think of Albertans less and less as Canadian.

If not the only one, it’s the one you remember.

I mean... no? Actually, this is the internet so I’ll just say I did.

No, I’m feckless and Canadian.

So just more Canadian.

Okay, that makes a surprising amount of sense compared to what I took to be a pretty savage ethnic burn. Speaking of which, have you ever had Chipotle?

Yeah, but it’s always so worth it.

It’s at least 12.

Header made me think this was an article about Chipotles.