We’re sliding this way, but it’s still mind boggling to me how utterly individualistic so many people have become. I’m a selfish person, my wife will attest to that, but even I can’t fathom being so utterly ignorant of the fact that none of this, literally none of the shit we so love and enjoy, would exist if we all…

Jesus Christ!

If you’re in a Mustang, it’ll be assumed and there’s no appeal process.

If not legal, it certainly seems more prevalent... even on a per capita basis.

In most provinces, that’s implied with your insurance. It’s not a tick the box option.

The future.

Agreed. Well put.

Fuck. Now I know why the goddamn plates are sliding. That’s too damn many and you fat Americans are tipping the continent.

It only feels like that because you’re doing it wrong. Have you considered sucking a little dick on your way up the ladder? It’s not gay if you say, “No Homo.”

Literally burst out laughing at that.

Jesus, okay. Fine. Look, I’ll concede that if someone gets fucking killed, yeah... check my phone. I’d rather you know about my strange porn history than send me to jail.

We put ‘em in a barrel and run ‘em over Niagara Falls while Canadians line the falls and shout, “We’re sorry, but you’re a real hoser eh!”

I’m not educated enough in any particular facet of anything, so no worries.

It absolutely is.

Non-working and non-taxpaying people are only a problem if they’re a problem for working, taxpaying people.

But like, isn’t everything illegal in California?

In Canada we have something similar to your uninsured motorist clause. It’s called the Criminal Code of Canada.

YOU CAN DO THAT?!

Here’s the thing; we don’t automatically assume everyone involved in an MVA was drinking and administer sobriety and blood alcohol tests. So there’s a flaw in that logic - assuming everyone involved in an MVA was also distracted by their mobile device feels like a pretty big leap and one which could easily be…

Maybe I’m old and pragmatic, but I want the car to stay kind of ugly. When it launched, ugly, everyone said, “Oh wow, that’s ugly” and then, with a little seat time, added, “But who fucking cares?”