After watching, my question is this; is the North Korean soldier posted to the door at their side:

Watch Conan O’Brien Demoralize North Korean Soldiers in the Demilitarized Zone

Don’t worry about us. Our love is blind to your logic. Most of us read the headline, noted that the Focus in question was spec listed while the Mustang comparo is literally just “a Mustang” which is about as specific as “a chick with a dick”.

Buy This Jib For Half The Price Of A Mainsail.

That is terrible advice!

I don’t really even know who you are, but after this article I’m ready to have your babies.

I have a personal relationship with Freddy so he’s gotta stay too.

The perfect movie car.

It’s almost like the bigger the number following “M” the more the car costs, and that’s the metric which the numeric signifies. I think the only exception is the M235i which, using BMW logic, should cost about eleventy billion dollars.

David is one of my favorite Jalopnik authors going. Why? Because I identify with his willingness to be wrong, dumb and downright hilarious when all are unintended.

This headline is pure gold.

They start calling it the GHB Line.

Conductor: Watch this.

“What the fuck was that?” - the very confused spirit of a recently flattened furry.

If Finn turns out to be gay, which would be awesome, can we retroactively brand this power couple homophobes for their assumption of heterosexuality?

If they’re determined to trade on the old brand without rights to it, there are some options that might not get them sued; Top Speed & High Gear come to mind. But that’s some low hanging fruit right there.

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

Fusion Driver: Fucking biker is gonna try and get ahead of me. Oh look, this cop’ll show him.

You all should tune in and catch Matt Farah and the Smoking Tire crew (I’d give Zack his own named inclusion but c’mon!) when they’re chatting Mulholland, this particular corner and the larger canyon carving scene.

I just rubbed one out without resorting to iffy porn.